Recent Sounds :
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How to have fun with sociology, the lame way :
Question: What is a nuclear family?
Me : A family of which the parents are nuclear scientists, have kids named Alpha, Beta & Gamma as well as a dog named Uranium..?
Calvin : What about delta etc etc?
Me : Ok that sounds more squad names now..
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Youth, underlife stages and generation :
-stage of transition before adulthood
-youth cultures based on the consumption
Me : Youth cultures based on the consumption of food. Hey we young people eat alot..right??
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Me : Hey check it out! There's someone named Kenneth in this article!
Calvin : As long as its not Ponnu its ok..
Me : Weih! There's a Nash inside now! You think we can find Sathya or Tinesh??
Calvin : If you find I think we better burn the book..
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In Bangkung, Last Saturday night (theres more..not suitable to be mentioned heheh) :
Jon C : Eh what happened to her la?
Xing : Yea la..she damn tramp now wei...
Xing : Shes like a bicycle..anyone can ride
Me, Jon Ti, Jon C, Xing : HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA GOT SUCH THING???
Me : What is this? Now everyone can fly becomes anyone can ride now??
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On helping Jon with his Social Psych assignment on writing a kids book :
Jon : Alright hows about he comes downstairs and sees something..a sight?
Me : I know!
Little Prince Ben went downstairs and saw a fight
He then went to show his might
However he wasn't very bright
And lost his eyesight
Jon : HAHAHAHAHA
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Me : Eh hows about this..since your talking about aroma's in the air
He smelt a scent in the air and went to have a whiff
However in the end he fell off the cliff
Jon : Stupid fella. Imagine if this was your assignment. Sure dunno what nonsense will be inside!
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Meeting the true chinaman Gary in Devi's on Monday evening
Me : Eh Chinaman!! Long time no see bitch
Gary : Weih what happen wei you look damn big now..gym ah workout
Me : No la where got..
Gary : Dont lie..last time you damn thin..like one drug addict only
Me : Eh fuck you la so your saying I was a drug addict last time??? Motherfucker..
Me : Remember the time at Tinesh's house when Mel was talking about drugs and we said to look at your arm for marks?
Me : And then when we asked about a big huge scar you said it was a mosquito bite? Stupid slut!
Kenneth : HAHAHA
(To sum this up in college the next day :)
Aaron C : HAHAHHA Gary calling you a drug addict? Hahahaha Coming from Gary ouch wei what rubbish talk wei hahaha
Me : Sigh..
(Back to the previous night..)
Gary : So whos in Help now la?
Me : Uhhh 3 of us la ( Me, Kenneth, Prashan)
Kenneth : HAHAHAHA
Me : So why you in Bangsar? Paying rent ah? Collecting your stuff?
Kenneth : hahahaha
Gary : No la collected already..all my housemates kena kick out already
Me : Eh why??
Gary : Dunno ask the house owner
Me : Aiyo why la..btw I saw your old hse no. 91 change gate wei...how la 24/7 open gate??
Kenneth : How la??
Me : Eh why you went Segi..what happened to Glasgow?? London??
Gary : Oh they wanted 70k in a week my dad said bank only allow him to take out 70k in 2 weeks
Me : Then?
Gary : He told them go to hell la!
Me : Eh why la you went Segi..better stay right
Gary : Yea la I wanna change to B Psych but they told me start do foundation again
Me : But why? All the cores same as Adp it should count? I had a friend switch from Adp to B Comm no prob
Gary : Yea la thats why that can but this cant..stupid la
Me : So how?
Gary : My mom told them to go to hell la!
Me : Eh your parents damn chun wei everything oso go to hell!
Me : Still watching AF ah?
Gary : Yea la my mom la watching so I oso watch she nicely vote somemore the fella from Sarawak or Sabah won you watched ah
Kenneth : Wtf Gary your mom watch doesnt mean you need to right
Me : How your best friends at Low Yat? Eh fixed your phone?
Prashan : Dont bother if hes sleeping
Gary : Yeah
Me : Omg its the pink Se flip open mirror ish phone...what happened to you??
Gary : No la friend borrow me
Me : Then you`ll soon keep it as yours right..
Me : Eh you left Help your english still sucks ass wei fucker what you talking on the phone I dunno
Gary : Eh fuck you la where got
Kenneth : Stupid chinaman slut!
Gary : Eh I got car already!
Me : Really? Where
Gary : See the yellow Ferrari there?
Me : Huh??
Prashan : There the Mini Cooper there
Me : Oh cheh Kelissa..fuyo leather seats and eh Kenneth we're outside Kk Mart what you doing!
Kenneth : Oh yeah (stands straight and salutes)
Prashan : Wtf are you doing man??
Kenneth : See Kk Mart must salute wei
Prashan : Why?
Kenneth : Come on wei look at all the cheap booze wei
Prashan : Oh shit man does anyone actually buy that??
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Thats all for now. Hope the stupidity above is enough to keep everyone entertained. Worse, thats not even half of whats happened lately!
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